Monday, November 7, 2011

The King of Pops Doc Got Knocked

                           
Lets be real people.  In my expert opinion Michael Jackson was dead long before that Propofol was injected in his system.  Look at the man on the right, thats not MJ.  I don't know who that ghostly figure is or where it came from but it needs to have its face worked on.  All jokes aside, why are we so quick to place the blame on Conrad Murray?  If he didn't give MJ that dose of sleeping medicine then someone else would have.  We all know that money talks and people will do anything to have a conversation with Ben Franklin.  I'm almost certain that MJ knew the risk he was taking putting that stuff in his body and anyone who says otherwise is being naive. 
Conrad Murray is no more guilty than the rest of the staff that MJ employed for letting this happen.  He got what he wanted when he wanted it because he had money and authority because of his celebrity.  Now that Conrad Murray has been convicted what resolve have we come to?  Better yet consider how many more lives have been ruined.  We point the finger because its easier than taking responsibility or placing the blame where it belongs.
Does Murray deserve some blame, absolutely. But enough to be convicted of killing MJ??? Thats not for me to decide because its already been decided in a court.  For those of you that are content with the way the justice system works, think back to the case of Troy Davis.  They rarely get it right.

Drake - Over My Dead Body


Drake's new album Take Care was leaked last night. This is the intro track on the leaked version of the album. Drake is always at his best on the more mellow tracks. Check this track out. You can get the entire track list below.

1. Over My Dead Body
2. Shot For Me
3. Headlines
4. Crew Love (Feat. The Weeknd)
5. Take Care (Feat. Rihanna)
6. Marvin’s Room / Buried Alive Interlude
7. Under Ground Kings
8. We’ll Be Fine
9. Make Me Proud (Feat. Nicki Minaj)
10. Lord Knows (Feat. Rick Ross)
11. Cameras / Good Ones Go Interlude
12. Doing It Wrong
13. The Real Her (Feat. Lil Wayne & Andre 3000)
14. HYFR (Hell Ya Fuckin Right) (Feat. Lil Wayne)
15. Look What You’ve Done
16. Practice
17. The Ride
Bonus:18. Hate Sleeping Alone19. Untitled (Feat. Lil WayneRead more: http://www.killerhiphop.com/tracklist-drake-take-care/#ixzz1d4dlO417

Sunday, November 6, 2011

KFC IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

                             
People, if you don't know now you know.  KFC just keeps on one uping themselves.  Apparently we had all gotten too bored with regular old fried chicken and the sides they offer.  So they introduced us to the famous bowl, which I had never heard of the shit so how is it instantly famous?  The famous bowl consist of all the great things about KFC: mashed potatoes, corn, chicken, cheese, and of course you have to finish it off with that famous gravy!  Yummy right? Nooooooo, Disgusting is the word I would use.  If I want this amalgamation of food I will ramsack the KFC trash after they close and I'm sure it will taste the same.

Well after the famous bowl, they introduced us to the double down chicken sandwich.  This sandwich is the most American thing I have ever seen.  When we think we have it good, we make the world hate us more by getting rid of the bun and adding more chicken, cheese, and what else...BACON.  This is a heart attack on a bun, ohhh but wait there isn't a bun. Its just a heart attack then. 
                  

Well, now KFC has done it again. They continue to make bad worse by adding another ingredient to the trash can juice bowl, I mean famous bowl.  I think every American has to try this updated bowl in order to keep your citizenship...because whats more American than...Yup, you guessed it BACON.  So go to KFC asap and pick one of these up.  You have no idea what kind of diarrhea you are missing. Sorry, I meant deliciousness. 
                          

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Smokers Anonymous.

Clearly smokers have too much time on their hands.  If you don't believe me participate in some trivia with a smoker.  Any question that involves: fast food, snack foods, pastries, movie quotes, Sublime, Wiz Khalifa and any other stoner music; trust me the stoner will win.  Also, check out the smoke blowing skills of smokers. These guys smoke way too much.
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhv274Nz5h80xi1AY6

Friday, November 4, 2011

Floyd Mayweather Argues With Radio Host Rude Jude [Audio]


If you are a fan of boxing then you will like this sound byte. Floyd gets in a fight with Shade 45 radio host Rude Jude. The whole argument is stupid but entertaining.

Listen to ‘Make My’ by the Roots

Listen to ‘Make My’ by the Roots

The Plight of the UGLY!!!

                                   
These poor ugly people. Have you ever considered how much more difficult life is for an ugly person than it is for a good looking person? Think about it, how often has someone whom you deem good looking just done something incredibly dumb, mean, vindictive, etc; and they just get away with it.  Perfect example Kim Kardashian, she made a sex tape and it was all over the world.  However, because she is good looking we are fast to forgive her.  What about if Rachel Dratch made a sex tape?
                                               
We would crucify her and her career would never recover. Not for Kim though, she turned some cunnilingus into a career on tv.  Completely unfair.  Think about how much more personality an ugly person has to have just to compete with some who is beautiful.  I personally know a few people who are good looking but I can't stand to talk to them further than saying hello.  Rachel Dratch is funny, Kim Kardashian...not so much. I've never laughed at one thing Kim said because it was funny.
How do we resolve this discouraging chasm? Plastic surgery!  When a baby is born, you can tell if that will be an ugly adult. It is at that point that the parents should be legally bound to begin raising funds for their childs surgery.  Now the surgery shouldn't happen right away. Let the ugly baby mature into an ugly teen and force them to develop a personality to make up for their facial deficiencies. Then when they turn 18...surprise. New face to go along with what is probably a great personality.  The person can elect to not have the surgery too however.  If they don't want the money then they are forced to spend the money on a few items: Star Wars costumes, a flute, clarinet, or trumbone, and clothes strictly from wal mart. Because lets face it, if they don't fix that face thats there future!