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We have all had the experience, whether it was in grade school or in college where you are sitting in the class saying to yourself..."I wish these MotherF**kers would shut the hell up".  Well, I thought I was passed that section of my life.  Apparently, I'm not. I'm taking a LSAT prep course at Metro Denver but apparently there are only two or three people in the class with any common sense.  You would assume that we would have at least half of the class with good sense, since they are preparing to attend law school but you know what they say about assumptions (if you don't then ask somebody). Anyway, I've summarized the type of people you run into in school at any age.

The I'm Smarter Than You All Guy/Girl- This person wishes to pretend they are smarter than everyone else in the class. They do so by asking questions, not because they don't understand but because they want you and everyone else in the class to know that they do understand. If this is you GET OVER YOURSELF, NO ONE CARES.

The Dumbass-Absolute retards. This person is a complete and utter moron. They understand nothing that is being said and we can all tell. They have that puzzled look on their face the entire class but is too stupid to ask a question because they are afraid the rest of the class will realize how dumb they really are.  Its okay, we already know; ask your retard questions.  This person will often begin to ask a question, after having their hand up the entire lecture, but mid questions they will say something similar to "well what if, ooohhhh wait. nevermind, i get it now." Then they will turn their pencil over and erase like they never have before.

The Gigglers- This person is a mystery to me.  I'm not quite sure if they are half retarded or if they just really find retard shit funny. They giggle at things that aren't jokes as well as poorly used teacher humor. Then when something funny comes along they are the last one to laugh and its always waaaayyy too hard.

The Pretender- This person at first glance appears to be a genius in disguise.  Usually a person who dresses down i.e. skater, emo, goth. This person will ask questions in the same sense as the I'm smarter than you person but insert a big word here or a word that no one uses. They will use words like Cryptic, say things like "in essence what you are referring to is...", but then they will say "like" 30 times while making the same point. HEY YOU, SHUT UP. You aren't fooling us. We were sure you were pretending to be smart about 20 "likes" ago.

The Back Of The Classer-This is me, with that being said I will take it easy on myself. This person is the person who is there because they have to be. This person is only interested in getting in and out as soon as possible. They will consume some information inbetween fantasizing about what they will do this weekend or thinking of what they are missing on sportscenter at the time. Understanding the problem being discussed by the class is usually less important than the Now and Laters on their desk.  This person frequently checks their twitter account (follow me @Darkestmanalive), facebook account, and surfs the web looking at things they will never buy.

We all fit in here somewhere. Its ok if you aren't like me. We cant all be perfect. Just be ok with who you are and understand how we, the perfect people, look at you and your idiotic habits.  Just kidding of course guys. Hope you enjoyed this post, because it took some time. If you don't like it click the ads to at least make me feel like I got something out of this.