Poetic Neckbearded Justice

                           
How many people thought to themselves when the Broncos released Kyle Orton, "this is a horrible idea and its going to comeback to get them"? I know thats what I was thinking, and look how this scenario is going to play out.  The Broncos have to win against their division rival Kansas City Chiefs with an upgraded quarterback, thats right, UPGRADED.  Kyle Orton is an upgrade from Matt Cassel and as much as you Broncos fans don't understand he was an upgrade from your current quarterback Tim Tebow.  While Tebow has been winning games it was not simply because Tebow was playing outstanding, because as we all know Tebow has been playing sub par with the exception of one game (Minnesota). The Broncos have been winning games because they have had great defensive play, great coaching, and good clock management.  But Tebow has been getting all the credit. 
Now here we go, Kyle Orton is going to come back dressed like superman to destroy the Broncos playoff hopes.  And how sweet it will be for me to watch this happen.  Kyle Orton hasn't gotten any credit since Tebow came into town and he will finally get it after they destroy the Broncos.  I cannot wait for POETIC NECKBEARDED JUSTICE.

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Obama Kills Kim Jong-Il

                  
                                    

Many of you saw the title of this post and said "what" no he didn't.  Well what you don't realize is he did.  Everyone's favorite odd Korean man was killed by Obama.  No Obama didn't drop a bomb on North Korea, no he didn't okay military support that lead to the dictators demise, no President Obama didn't directly bust a cap in his dictator ass... But Obamas charisma, his leadership, his knowledge, his pants not sagging killed Kim Jong.  Hear me out before you get upset and change the channel.

Have you ever been to a corner store in a black neighborhood?  Well, they are predominantly owned by these Korean families and one thing those Korean families cant stand are black people!  As soon as you walk in the door they tell you "hurry up and buy" (in a heavy Korean accent) (see video above). They follow you around the store thinking that you are out to kill their business by stealing one Snickers bar at a time.  They think every black person who enters the store is a thug and wants to rob them.  It is practically unfathomable for them to think that a black person can be intellectual, well spoken and still be black.  In fact, these Korean convenience store owners were probably saying to themselves that President Obamas white side is the side that speaks well and his black side is where the basketball skills come from. 

Anyway, to my point, it is the fact that President Obama speaks very well and that he is doing a decent job that slowly killed Kim Jong-Il.  These things slowly ate away at him everyday like a fat man does the gingerbread house on his coffee table.  This happened until his little Korean body couldn't take it anymore and he croaked.  It has been reported that his last words were "hurry up and die Obama!"