Kevin Durant Flag Football

This is the cool thing about social media. Being able to connect with someone who you otherwise would probably never even see in person. Kevin Durant plays flag football with some Frat Guys. You think someone could get Kris Humphries to come over and play a game of Monopoly with us tonight. I think Kim took everything though...Shaking my head. Who marries Kim Kardashian???

Halloween. Selfish Ass Kids!!!

                              
                              

 

Is it just me, or are holidays getting more and more expensive.  Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, and last but not least Halloween.  Why is it that as adults we are burdened with driving slower in neighborhoods, buying candy for STRANGE CHILDREN, and allowing STRANGE CHILDREN to ring our doorbell and ask for shit.  

On what other occasion would it be okay for little kids to run in front of your car and you not get absolutely pissed and cuss them and their parents out? On what other occasion would it be reasonable for you to give candy to kids you do not know.  If you did that normally you would be labeled as a sex offender (see old posts to the right). And then not only do we buy enormous amounts of candy to give to strangers but we allow them to interrupt our nights by ringing our doorbells over and over and over and over...you get the point.  By the way, how lazy are the parents who drive their cars around the neighborhood instead of just walking with their children, Shaking my damn head.

Listen people, I love my niece and nephews and little cousins and such; however I leave the expenses that come with children to their respective parents.  If some strangers kid wants a damn bike for Christmas, or Hanukkah if you are Jewish (Brian Keene), I sure as hell ain't putting no money down on it. Whats different about Halloween? The answer...nothing.  So If you have kids and its Halloween, don't send them to my front door because I don't have anything for them.  I might even kidnap a child or two if you send them out alone...Mwahahahahahaha