Money Grubbing Beezy.

                                                 
Now don't get me wrong, I think Kim Kardashian is good looking and that thing following behind her all the time is my favorite.  However, even I, as enamored with her as I am, would never marry her.  I don't know what Whats His Name was thinking (cause lets be honest, who had heard of him before her?).  No way would I marry a girl whose sexual escapades were publicly known.  No way I can bring Kim Kardashian to my mom and be like "mom we are getting married".  Want to know the first thing my mom would say??? "GET THAT HOE OUTTA MY HOUSE".  My grandmother wouldn't even acknowledge that Kim was even in the room, thats the ultimate disrespect for a hoe.  Now am I calling her a hoe? Absolutely.  I know that one sextape does not make you a hoe, but one sextape that I can access with a few clicks...yup, your a hoe.
I digress though, I hope Whats His Name got paid and enjoyed the public humiliation.  Nothing is more humiliating than getting dumped by a hoe, except being divorced by a hoe publicly and you had no idea it was coming.  This money grubbing beezy just lost the last bit of respect I had for her, as well as half of Americas respect for her.  I admire her entreprenuerial spirit, but to what extent are things ok just for the money?
If you still like Kim Kardashian and want to one day be like her...YOU MIGHT BE A HOE TOO!

Soccer Players Catches One to Cheek. Too Bad They Can't Use Their Hands.

This is hilarious...unless you are the guy that got punched. Make sure to watch the whole video because its completely worth it. Watch the form the guy comes with. Its like a superman/donkey punch. Too bad this wasn't one of those spanish stations that did the broadcast, because when the guy got punched all I could say to myself was...GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL...
*take a breath* SPANISH GIBERRISH....OOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

Gay Guys, Whats The Deal?

                                                
First off, I wish to let you guys know how physically uncomfortable it made me to google the term Gay Guys to come up with a semi reasonable picture that wasn't too explicit...while at work nonetheless. You guys better understand the extent of my commitment to you because this was remarkably difficult for me.  On another side note, how funny is this picture? Not because its two gay guys hugging but because the one in the front looks like he's half drunk and didn't want this event to be documented LOL. Check out the chest hair too.  Anyway, lets get to my gripe.

Gay Guys, whats the deal with the gay lisp??? I don't understand it. Is it not possible to be gay without the lisp, or is there a gay exam that must be taken? I can picture a class full of guys waiting to get their gay certificate (similar to karate class when they test for belts), and at the end the Gay Sensai walks up to each candidate and has them say a sentence. If there is no gay lisp, then no gay certificate for you.  But seriously guys, I'm not going any harder (no pun intended) on you than I would any other group. I just don't get it; is it not possible to be gay and keep the voice you've always had?  If I want to become a Tool, I don't put on a Jersey Shore accent.  The same way its possible for me to be a black dude and not speak like DMX.
Gay Guys get it together. I won't stand for it.
*This message has been approved by the Gay Guy Council on Gay Speech*

They Cant Stand Blacky

                             
They're coming for Blacky again!  This time he was accused of taking out his penis and rubbing it up a female coworkers skirt.  Haha not only is that hilarious but if in fact true it is awfully courageous...thats right I said courageous.  The way I figure it, if you are going to sexually harrass someone, then really sexually harrass someone.  Don't half ass it and just grab her butt. Pull your penis out and rub it up her skirt LMAO.
Well I say touche to Herman Cain. If there is one thing that America likes it is an all or nothing approach to life.  If you rub your penis up 100 girls skirts the odds say that at least one of the 100 will be ok with it and you will get lucky.  10 of the girls will have their boyfriend stalk you until he gets the chance to beat you up and then rub his penis on you (to see how you like it of course, and usually the answer is not very much). 5 of the women will throw up on you and make a huge scene like they have never had a a penis on them in public before (drama queens). Another group will try and get you fired and put in jail (don't drop the soap).  And last but not least a few of the women will be ambiguous and wont know how to feel about it until at least 10 or 15 years later, or at least until there is something to gain from bringing up such harsh accusations.  
Well Blacky hit the Jackpot and got the ones who felt ambiguous about the situation apparently.  I guess its the price his Black Republican, Pizza business owning self deserves for being a walking contradiction.  What black guy owns a pizza business. C'mon Man.

Kevin Durant Flag Football

This is the cool thing about social media. Being able to connect with someone who you otherwise would probably never even see in person. Kevin Durant plays flag football with some Frat Guys. You think someone could get Kris Humphries to come over and play a game of Monopoly with us tonight. I think Kim took everything though...Shaking my head. Who marries Kim Kardashian???