They're coming for Blacky again! This time he was accused of taking out his penis and rubbing it up a female coworkers skirt. Haha not only is that hilarious but if in fact true it is awfully courageous...thats right I said courageous. The way I figure it, if you are going to sexually harrass someone, then really sexually harrass someone. Don't half ass it and just grab her butt. Pull your penis out and rub it up her skirt LMAO.
Well I say touche to Herman Cain. If there is one thing that America likes it is an all or nothing approach to life. If you rub your penis up 100 girls skirts the odds say that at least one of the 100 will be ok with it and you will get lucky. 10 of the girls will have their boyfriend stalk you until he gets the chance to beat you up and then rub his penis on you (to see how you like it of course, and usually the answer is not very much). 5 of the women will throw up on you and make a huge scene like they have never had a a penis on them in public before (drama queens). Another group will try and get you fired and put in jail (don't drop the soap). And last but not least a few of the women will be ambiguous and wont know how to feel about it until at least 10 or 15 years later, or at least until there is something to gain from bringing up such harsh accusations.
Well Blacky hit the Jackpot and got the ones who felt ambiguous about the situation apparently. I guess its the price his Black Republican, Pizza business owning self deserves for being a walking contradiction. What black guy owns a pizza business. C'mon Man.
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